This individual is consider unarmed and not very dangerous. He is known to have recently fled the city of London (UK), where he has been known to commit a series of transgressions, including the pilfering of matches, beer coasters, and pint glasses, not to mention late night ramblings around London and skulking in far off train stations. He is believed to be traveling across Canada in a van of a (as current) unknown description and is most likely to be seen in the vicinity of a KFC restaurant. Known alias: "Criggles".If you have any information concerning this person, please feel free to add comments to this post.
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The only man to leave Wainuiomata of his own volition, rather than in police custody...
Rumour has it he lives by the carnivores catch cry - "meat with every meal". Do not approach a crapper cubicle recently vacated by this man...
We've heard he's on his way back to Wellington. Best barricade the toilet door now.
He's off KFC for a little while at least until they start adding seasoning to the chips, missing the taste of Nandos though still I think its to both Annas and my benefits that Sam no longer has a weekly Garlic Peri soup to dip his chips in and that oh so sweet smell the next morning when it repeats on him.
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